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I have zero pain tolerance. God help me if I ever have the courage to birth kids. So, I got an IUD. If you don’t know what that is, I’ll just describe it as a VERY painful procedure for women. And let’s just say this scene was pretty
magicalgirlfetish: theicarustheory: Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty (for hsph friends and anon who keeps
alphabethic: this would be me if I ever have kids
brunodailyorg: Interviewer: Have you ever used your fame to pick up the ladies? Bruno: Absolutely! Why be famous if you can’t go ‘Excuse me, I don’t know if you know me but I’m a big deal. I’m the Grenade guy.’
I’d like to hope that if they ever did threw steven and connie’s kid into the mix, they’d keep playing it like dragonball, and have steven and connie leave for an extended period of time and come back with a kid in tow.
notevendrugs-justawkwardlyweird:fuckingconversations: nevver: What’s wrong with this picture? Idk, maybe they’re reading about the history around them. Have you ever been to the Louvre? There are a shit-ton of apps you can download to help you
beebunny: i’m already Neurotic Mom
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
dogs99999: I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids
rosetylr: If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: bentimothycarltoncumberbatch: if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today
cindyisawkward: Seriously.If I ever have kids, “If I Had Words” is going to be their lullaby. THIS SOUNDS PERFECT.
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but
casadelanime: casadelanime: tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt
wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.
brightbluedoors: if i ever have kids.. cute
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
kngshxt: if plane tickets was cheap I would have at least 8 kids by now
just-shower-thoughts: If having kids naturally was as hard as adopting, world population would plummet. If adopting was as easy as having kids naturally, the world would run out of orphans. Have this person ever, ya know, had kids naturally? The shit
theyellowbrickroad: i hate when adults just assume im going to have kids bc i would literally rather light myself on fire than have a child
thekrityanwarrior: damianimated: Please don’t leave babies, kids, or animals in hot cars this summer. “Just one minute” can feel like a lifetime when you’re being cooked alive. ☀️🚗 If I ever have to go somewhere that is inconvenient
taki-sensei: letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ children, Seven years ago, my mother said having a gay child would be the worst thing that could ever happen to a parent and if one of her kids were gay, she couldn’t love them anymore. Yesterday,
rosesofsunshine3: Narnia anyone? I totally want to have a playroom like this if I ever have kids! It seems easy enough to take out the back of a wardrobe and put it in front of a doorway. No doubt it would be fun to play in. Hmm, it would probably also
thegreatkhaleesi: there’s a 99% of probability that if i ever have kids they will be named after fictional characters
kindamindless: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” I will do this if I ever have a kid hahah
the-renegade-rose: Messy fruit faces 🙊 If I ever have kids I will make sure they develop a love of fruits and veggies VERY young
stonedpervert: xdingus666: My name is Connor. I’m 17 years old and i’m homeless. I’m a kid who has parents that really shouldn’t have ever had kids. I hop from house to house for the past year now or I sleep outside if I cant work something
i-will-call-you-sir: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. ~Jack Handy
mycummingclean: anomaly1: pr1nceshawn: Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting. I like the player 3 one If i ever have kids I want to announce it like this.
If I ever have a kid, I hope he’s just as cool and fashionable as Kingston.
charlamagnethagod: If I ever have kids I’m going to make them wash their hands before they come within 20 feet of me I don’t like sticky children
connected-to-harley: Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like i don’t like to be handed things
indica-illusions: stonerthings: If I ever have kids and find them them smoking weed I’m going to walk in their room like “So you’re really going to just skip me on the rotation huh? I thought we were family.” me as a parent
tillerboomin: If I ever have kids , this be them They put on hats!!!
takemesomewheresouth: moosemarine: acountrygirlblog:This is too cute!!! I love the stuffed animals heads. Goals if I ever have another. Let’s hope whomever is with me has a sense of humor How cute 😩❤️ Oh damn, baby goals!! Gotta have a country
lastgunfighterballad: hail-to-the-tsar: red-faced-wolf: forestwildflower: leveractionlady: pickupyourgun: Nice training… Kid is focused. @plumber-with-a-gun if we ever have a kid This is so cute 😭 @ordn4nce @xstarryeyedlunax Ahhhhhhh
acountrygirlblog: If I ever have a son this will be him. Haha hell yes, this will be my son 😂👌🏼
charlotteisnotmyname: lol If we ever have a kid this will happen!
rubberfaktory: overtheunderpass: i have died. goodbye this will be me and my kid if i ever have one and this makes me want to have kids and i have never had this feeling I SIMPLY CANNOT EVEN
official-europa: doyoueverfeelfeels: alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard”
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whaaat those people are bonkers but if you DID have kids you’d be the milfest milf ever
gale-gentlepenguin:What made you a furry?Lola Bunny from Space JamSonic the hedgehogRobin Hood (the one with animals as characters)Lion King (can you feel the love tonight)PokémonBeastarsCrash or Spyro gamesDon Bluth moviesOther (but you gotta reply
breelandwalker: doyoueverfeelfeels: alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard”
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